Just When Did We Jump Into Parallel Time

Or maybe it's another dimension; the Star Trek Mirror Universe, anything...

Was it May 1999 when Jonathan Jackson's Lucky "died" in the fire?

Was it the first Sonny/Carly hatesex in November of 1999?

Was it Mad Labs in 2001?

Was it the Luke/Tracy Marriage?

Or was it just within the last two weeks when Mr. Guza, the writer who began by destroying couples, and has clearly advanced to taking a metaphorical pickaxe to the show itself...

He has Luke admit to cheating on Laura, roughly at the time of Lulu's birth (since Lulu and Ethan are clearly close in age...)

Then he makes it worse by saying that Laura *knew* about the infidelity and was "very understanding. "

Puke

But really, it's just the most painful part of the swamp of uninteresting goo that GH is now.

Showing sex between the least appealing 'filler characters.' (Diane and Max? Ewwww.)

Foisting a parade of disconnected newbies on the viewers....

with the exception of Dillon, who was a Q, every newbie since Sage and Angel make my teeth ache.

The mantra of "All Women Over Forty are portrayed as Pathetic Losers."

Changing an appealing psychopath into Jerry Jacks (?) and *then* dumping him...

The gutting of the Cassadines, the best villainous crew on soaps.

Having so many Extra Women for Sonny that he'd best set up a harem just off the main house.

Let's count shall we?

He had Kate....

But also Olivia is onscreen.

And then there's the Limosex with his ex (Now Jax's wife, like that matters) Carly.

Hotel boink with Claudia that turns into a marriage of convenience.

Good God Sonny. Just call yourself a polygamist and get it over with.

Ditching the nasty, but perversely watchable Anthony Zaccara.

Losing Dillon, Ned, AJ Alan....because you know, the Q's were never heartwarming, wacky or funny....or touching.

Like I said, Collinwood's East Wing....parallel time. Or the Mirror Universe.

It sure as hell an't GH anymore.

Cancellation cannot come soon enough.